The Captain Goes West . . .

Alas, one fat kidd had to depart from the others to drive cross-country. Veginazi agreed to come along even though she was doing another cross-country trip later this summer (going vegan makes you crazy). Upon hearing of the fun to be had, Dairy Queen invited herself along and then there was the traveling trio.

Faced with the boredom of I-80, the traveling trio decided to invite the public to call-in to the Garmin hotline for romantic advice, boredom alleviation, and general banter. Faithful fat kidd's Awkward Cheese and Steaming Asian Buns called in for daily updates, doled out philosophical questions to keep the minds occupied, and provided distraction as we worked our way through the hundreds in exit numbers.

Aside from Sloth providing us with amazing Apple Dip there was little food that was enticing enough to eat for 5 meals a day. Dairy Queen was continuously thwarted by the lack of Dairy Queen's coinciding with rest stops, and was not pleased with the Captain's orders of No stop until running on gas fumes. In short by the time we reached our destination a true fat kidd outing was in dire necessity.

Delivering on queue was Dairy Queen with a birthday. What an excuse to gorge oneself without even having to exercise aka Sloth's MO. There was breakfast, amazing Tartine (www.tartinebakery.com) treats including heaven status bread pudding, hot dogs at the giants game with beer, and yummy seafood goodness at Pacific Catch (www.pacificcatch.com). Extended birthday feasts also included sushi, korean bbq, and heaven status ice cream from Bi-Rite (biritecreamery.com).

All in all San Francisco is shaping up to be a true fat kidd's paradise.

The Founders

Welcome fat kidds! If you venture to combine excessive exercise (or not) with excessive caloric intake then you've come to the right blog.

This blog was inspired by the Founders who are contributors to this blog and include:

The Captain - Blog creator and lover of captain morgan
Dairy Queen - Love of ice cream surpasses all others
Steaming Asian Buns - The Tortoise when it comes to speed eating, but makes some mean steaming buns and will argue that she has some too
Awkward Cheese - Hails from Wisconsin cheese land and hence is awkward
Veginazi - Vegan that tries to convert devout carnivores to the green way
Sloth - Just eats and sleeps, will not work out for food

This blog will account worthy outings for eatings to educate and humor the public. If you'd like to contribute, email the founders and we'll vote on your fat kidd inception!